“After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.”
— (via bl-ossomed)
“After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.”
— (via bl-ossomed)
Other 20 year olds: I finished high school when I was 15 and got my PhD today on my 20th birthday. Later on I’m meeting Oprah for tea and to pitch my new business plan and tomorrow Obama is taking me golfing. #Blessed
Me: But like I had a fish named Kirby and I can make pigeon noises. So, yeah I’m doing pretty darn well in my opinion.
my advice to high school students: don’t go to college!! start lookin’ for sugar daddies now!!
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
Anonymous asked:
anthonyamorim answered:

si high school musica
it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical

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